Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?