Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
Why do bees buzz?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the rug say to the floor?