Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?