What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?