Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of pants do fish wear?