Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?