Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?