Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are ET's eyes so big?