What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
When do mice play every day?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?