Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?