What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?