Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the opposite of coffee?