Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
It's Crowded!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?