Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?