Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?