Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?