What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?