Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?