Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?