Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
When should you start writing a book?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you grill cheese?