How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
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How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
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What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?