Why are bakers so good at math?
They love Pi!
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?