Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?