Which famous author is also a ruler?
Stephen King.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?