What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which parent knows if you are running late?