What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?