What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does a spy do when he gets cold?