Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What are rental cars called in Spain?