What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?