What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do stars go to college?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?