Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?