Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?