Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?