Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?