Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What time is your dentist appointment?