Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do trees get access to the internet?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?