Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is the strongest animal?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a small mom?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?