What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?