What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What type of pasta helps you relax?