What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What type of car do planets buy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?