What is Santa's favorite dessert?
HoHos®.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are bakers also often hippies?