Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What bee is good for your health?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?