Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why is money so stubborn?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What game do cows play at parties?