What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?