Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Do you have the best ceiling?