Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What tree has the most bark?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?