What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the dog do so well in school?