Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What type of birds stay together forever?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are sandals so indecisive?