Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?