Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's E.T. short for?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How many insurance policies do cats need?