Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where are average things manufactured?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?