Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How was the wedding?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?