Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?